Buy A Donkey | Mens Premium Crewneck T-Shirt
Buy A Donkey | Mens Premium Crewneck T-Shirt
The Buy a Donkey T-Shirt is a bold slice of South African humour, delivered with vintage character and zero apology. Inspired by classic illustrated badges and old-school signage, this design turns a familiar phrase into a statement that’s equal parts tongue-in-cheek and unmistakably local.
Featuring a detailed donkey illustration with retro styling and confident typography, this tee is made for those who appreciate dry humour, strong opinions, and wearing their attitude on their chest. It’s cheeky without being try-hard — the kind of tee that gets a laugh from the right people and a raised eyebrow from everyone else.
Perfect for casual wear, braais, festivals, or gifting to someone who’ll appreciate the joke.
T-Shirt Details (Men’s Fit)
Printed on a premium men’s t-shirt chosen for comfort, durability, and everyday wear.
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Soft, breathable cotton fabric
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Mid-weight feel for year-round comfort
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Modern regular men’s fit
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Clean neckline and sleeve finish
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Designed for crisp, long-lasting graphic prints
Why you’ll love it
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Bold South African humour with retro character
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Detailed illustrated graphic with vintage feel
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Comfortable men’s fit for everyday wear
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Easy to style, easy to gift
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Designed by Fantastees – SA Born. Worldwide Worn.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |