Biltong Sold Out – A South African Horror Story | Men’s T-Shirt
White / S
£29.99 GBP
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Biltong Sold Out – A South African Horror Story | Men’s T-Shirt
£29.99 GBP
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Two words every South African fears… BILTONG SOLD OUT!
Forget ghosts, monsters and things that go bump in the night. For a true Saffa, there’s something far more terrifying… arriving at your favourite biltong shop only to discover they’ve run out!
Introducing our Biltong Sold Out tee, a Fantastees original that turns one of South Africa’s greatest nightmares into a little wearable horror story.
Featuring bold, vintage-inspired typography and a retro badge design, this tee celebrates our undying love for South Africa’s favourite snack, with a darkly humorous twist.
Because every biltong lover knows the disappointment. You’ve been dreaming about that perfectly seasoned, air-dried goodness all day, only to be greeted by the three most devastating words in the English language… Sorry, sold out!
Whether you prefer your biltong wet or dry, fatty or lean, sliced or in thick chunks, running out is simply unacceptable.
And for South Africans living abroad, where finding proper biltong can already be an adventure, the horror is even more real!
Perfect for biltong enthusiasts, braai masters, rugby fans and anyone who knows that beef jerky will never be a suitable replacement.
Because some horror stories are simply too terrifying to imagine!
Product Details
- Premium men’s crew neck T-shirt
- 100% cotton
- Comfortable regular fit
- Soft, breathable fabric for everyday wear
- High-quality printed graphic
- Vintage-inspired typography and retro badge artwork
- Available in white
- Original Fantastees design celebrating South African food and humour
- Perfect for Halloween, braais, rugby weekends and everyday wear
No biltong? Now THAT’S a horror story!
SA Born. Worldwide Worn.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | — | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | — | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | — | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | — | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | — | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | — | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |