Groen Ambulans | Mens Premium Crewneck T-Shirt
Groen Ambulans | Mens Premium Crewneck T-Shirt
The Groen Ambulans T-Shirt is a playful tribute to a very specific South African cure-all: green crème soda — famously relied on to revive the nation after a heavy night. Known in Afrikaans as the groen ambulans (green ambulance), this iconic drink has earned its place as a hangover hero across generations.
Featuring a fun illustrated design of a crème soda delivery van complete with siren, this tee celebrates SA humour at its finest — practical, self-aware, and never taking itself too seriously. It’s the kind of joke that lands instantly if you’ve lived it… and sparks curiosity if you haven’t.
Perfect for braais, festivals, casual weekends, or gifting to someone who knows exactly why green crème soda is considered emergency assistance.
T-Shirt Details (Men’s Fit)
Printed on a premium men’s t-shirt chosen for comfort, durability, and crisp graphic reproduction.
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Soft, breathable cotton fabric
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Mid-weight feel for everyday wear
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Modern regular men’s fit
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Clean neckline and sleeve finish
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Optimised for detailed graphic prints
Why you’ll love it
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Classic South African hangover humour
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Inspired by the legendary “groen ambulans” cure
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Fun illustrated graphic with strong local character
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Comfortable men’s fit for everyday wear
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Designed by Fantastees – SA Born. Worldwide Worn.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |