This Is My Last Drywors One Colour | Mens Premium Crewneck T-Shirt
The Cut My Vleis Into Pieces T-Shirt blends bold South African braai culture with tongue-in-cheek humour, creating a graphic tee that’s equal parts dark, funny, and unmistakably local.
Featuring a detailed illustrated design with rugged linework and braai-inspired symbolism, this tee speaks directly to those who understand the sacred rules of vleis, fire, and dried meat. It’s not for everyone — and that’s exactly the point.
Whether you’re standing at the braai, cracking jokes with mates, or just wearing your sense of humour loud and proud, this tee delivers attitude with classic SA flavour.
T-Shirt Details (Men’s Fit)
Printed on a premium men’s t-shirt chosen for comfort, durability, and everyday wear.
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Soft, breathable cotton fabric
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Mid-weight feel for year-round comfort
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Modern regular men’s fit
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Clean neckline and sleeve finish
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Designed for crisp, long-lasting graphic prints
Why you’ll love it
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Dark South African braai humour
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Detailed illustrated graphic with strong character
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Comfortable men’s fit for everyday wear
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Perfect for braais, festivals, or gifting
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Designed by Fantastees – SA Born. Worldwide Worn.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |